THE dramatic Labour win underlines what is on the face of it a simple contradiction. The Tories built good relations with India but have no room for Indians. Labour is hostile to India but it does send Indians to Parliament. All four Indians—British citizens of Indian origin, that is—in the new British parliament are from the Labour Party. Not one Indian has been elected on a Tory ticket. Safe seats for the Tories turned out to be precious few in this election. But even if the voters had swung the other way, Indian Tory candidates would have been no nearer Westminster. Geeta Sidhu, bright and 29, was perched hopelessly against Labour's Jack Straw in Blackburn. Shailesh Vara's opposition to Claire Short in Birmingham Ladywood was close to amusing. Mark Kotecha was never going to represent Liverpool Walton. In the last election, Nirj Deva was the single South Asian to brush past Labour by a few votes. Now he too is gone, his slender majority wiped out with so many others under Labour's tidal wave.