Where on earth does a government recognise languages as classical? It happens only in India! But why? The plain answer is appeasing the linguistic and cultural sub-nationalities―an instance of vote-bank politics. Instead of settling for this plain answer, this article in the first part reviews the politics of classical languages, providing the historical background of the Sanskrit and Prakrit, the multilingual ecology of Indian languages in the present and the past, Sanskritic theology and the degenerative sense of history; and in the later part discusses the challenges and probable directions of the politics of classical languages in the coming decades.