The Rogue Varnish

I once defined the terrorist as the tourist you did not know. In many ways, the conman and criminal are success stories you did not see through. Charlatanism is respectability till you see through it. The minute that happens, you summon the storyteller. But each story has a numeracy to it. You want to list them in order of performance, not just of crime but of their understanding the dreams and desires of society. Each conman is a Rorschach of the desires of a society.

Let us face it, Telgi is yesterday라이브 바카라 newspaper. The prize of this year라이브 바카라 Arabian Nights of conmen goes to Raju of Satyam. He oozed respectability. The idea of the 108 ambulances almost gave a Mother Teresa-like sanctity to Raju. ‘Raju ban gaya gentleman’ acquired an ironic streak when Raju leveraged the latest, IT, for the oldest form of greed, land. It라이브 바카라 wrong to say Raju라이브 바카라 crime was against capitalism. He epitomised it. Raju라이브 바카라 letter to his board is a classic. It notes “the deep regret and tremendous burden that I am carrying on my conscience”. He could be reporting an error in table manners referring “to his failure to fill fictitious assets with real ones”.

Being second can be depressing, especially when a chief minister yields in seedings to a corporate don. Madhu Koda represents the pure rapacity of a political position. He is a case of life imitating Bollywood as art. Starlet Koena Mitra slinking in the background convinces one that Koda is the ideal villain that Bollywood has been dying to approximate.

Respectability is an art form, and patriotism tied to respectability an utterly potent one. To an old-fashioned person like me, the soldier exudes honour, service and loyalty. It라이브 바카라 something that라이브 바카라 supposed to go with the job. Of course, one has heard of defence deals, but one still has an old-style view of the army, despite sting operations.

Lt General Avadesh Prakash dented that image. Maybe he destroyed an illusion. When three top generals of the army face charges of corruption, one wonders what is up. Let us examine another military mobility story. When A.K. Kapur joined the army in 1971, he had assets worth Rs 41,000. In 2007, Major General A.K. Kapur assembles a little corpus of Rs 5.5 crore. The ordnance corporations are almost headless as three generals have been accused of irregularities. The wags attributed it to a literacy problem, of confusing ordnance with ordinance.

Down the standings, but not in standing, is Dawood Ibrahim. He has made the Forbes list of heavyweights combining as he did mafia lordship and terrorism. Dawood is a symptom of a bigger scam—the military in Pakistan, which has engaged in terrorism, drugs and nuclear smuggling. Hiding behind America and the rule of law, the Pakistani regime has been an international scamster for years.

My list may not match Transparency International라이브 바카라. Their sense of corruption is strait-laced but mine is laced with a sense of wonder at the repertoires of chicanery and hypocrisy available. Given this, I think the biggest act of conmanship is the American behaviour at Copenhagen. Their insistence that the Third World pay for pollution and the claim that it should be seen as a partner in the crime of development erases the history of the last century. The official climate change summit takes the collective scamster라이브 바카라 prize. Even Raju, Koda and Ibrahim could not have invented a sting like that.

(Shiv Visvanathan is a social scientist)